sapphiism:

send me 💍 + A SHIP and i’ll tell you—

  • where they get married
  • when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. )
  • what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. )
  • what their wedding cake looks like
  • ….who smashes cake into whose face
  • who proposed to who first
  • who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither )
  • what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like
  • what their wedding colour scheme is and what sort of decor they have
  • what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? )
  • what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. )
  • if anyone’s late to the wedding
  • who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other
  • what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing
  • who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? )
  • who catches the bouquet( s )
  • what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? )
  • what sort of food they have at the reception
  • who cries first during the ceremony
  • how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. )
  • what their rings are like
  • what sort of favours they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalised candy etc. )
  • where they go for their honeymoon
  • something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. )
  • who officiates the ceremony
  • what song their first dance is to
  • who gives who away as they walk down the aisle