Book: As we crossed the Deadly Mountain Pass-
Me: *flips to front to find said Deadly Mountain Pass*
Book: We were still far from the port side town of Important Plot Location but–
Me: *flips back to front, ogling the coasts*
Book: We still had to cross River We’ll Almost Drown In and travel through the Woods of Haunting Noises
Me: *hefty sigh* *flings open the front of the book*
Me: *rubs map on face* ABSORBBB