I’m just imagining the home owners association in Joe’s neighborhood being like: “Joe, there’s a lot of weird things happening in this neighborhood recently. People are getting a bit worried.”
Joe raises his eyebrow, “So, what are you doing at my door? I keep my eye out, but I’m not on duty all the time.”
“You misunderstand me. Joe, I’m not coming to you because you’re a cop. I’m coming to you because the strange things go straight for your house.”
“Not all the time. There was that one time that two vultures landed on top of Ms. Finch’s house for two whole days.”
“Vultures are one thing. Mansharks and zombies are another.”
“Oh, yeah. My time on the metahuman task force does make me more of a target, but we manage to keep the situation under control. Has any of this stuff affected other houses in the neighborhood?”
“No.”
“Well, then, no need to worry. And, if it ever does spill over, I’ll step in to help right away.”