dr-archeville:

Also, I’m a bit confused on the zombie hunting/killing videos Major Lilywhite (yes, I must type out his full name because it is ridiculous) has been watching on YouTube.

He’s been watching videos where people talk about the proper ways to take down a zombie, and in the most recent episode watched a video of some hunters actually shooting a chained up zombie in the head.

But I can watch videos like that on YouTube.  And zombies – as far as I know – don’t exist in this world.

So are the videos Major Lilywhite is watching show actual zombie hunters going after actual zombies?  Or are they fakes, like the ones I could pull up on YouTube?

Because if they’re authentic, then where did those zombies come from?  How did these hunters learn about them and get organized?  And why aren’t the hunters more well-known?  Are they suppressed by zombies placed in various media stations and political offices, who release misinformation to make them look like crackpots?  We know Blaine turned one millionaire into a zombie (who demanded astronaut brains) – just how big is the zombie conspiracy, how pervasive?

And if they’re not, if they’re as artificial as the ones I can pull up, then isn’t Major Lilywhite basing his zombie hunt in part on faked narratives?